Do you think your ex still wants to be with you?
-Nope. Pretty sure he forgot I exist. He was long-distance, and when I was 14.

Has a boyfriend/​​​​​​​​​girlfriend ever put alcohol/drugs before you?
-Nope I was never really in a serious relationship.

Let’s say you had a baby with the last person you kissed?
-It would be an adorable baby and both of his/her parents would love him/her. :)

Will this Friday be a good one?
-I work 2:30-8 on Friday, yesterday was my actual Friday.

When was the last time you completely broke down?
-I don't know but I can almost guarantee it was for no reason.

Do you know anyone that smokes pot?
-Yep I doooo.

Are you nice to the people you dislike?
-I'm just tolerant of the people I dislike. They don't say anything to me, I don't say anything to them.

Do you have someone you can spill your heart out to?
-Yeah thank goodness for Tony.

What are you excited for?
-Seeing if this dudeski who is interested is gonna buy my dad's land or not...I'd love to move closer to where I work.

Your ex shows up randomly at your house, what do you say?
-"Holy fucking shit you do remember me...and how the hell did you find me?"

Is there a person that you would do absolutely anything and everything for?
-Probs my parentals.

Does sex mean love?
-Sure doesn't.

Have you ever fallen asleep on someone?
-During what? Sex? A telephone conversation? A face-to-face conversation? This is a very open-ended question...

What’s something you really want right now?
-Hmm my Boone's Farm; but I'm not done with my Straw-Ber-Ita yet.

What was the first thing you did this morning?
-Died because mother nature is a serious bitch.

What is your relationship status?
-Single don't touch me.

What did the last text in your inbox say? From Who.
-"I know I hate it :(" -from my sister referring to our current three-day rainstorm.

What was the longest time you’ve wasted on a certain person?
-I don't waste my time on people that don't deserve it, so.

Are you listening to music right now?
-No, my mom is watching Monster Chef and I have no clue why.

Anyone you would like to get things straight with?
-Not really, I'm good.

What’s in your purse?
-Makeup, wallet, pipe, cigarettes, lighter, various other miscellaneous objects.

Is your name a common name?
-Yeah but it can be spelled a zillion different ways.

What is your favorite color out of these 5: Green, yellow, blue, pink, or red?
-I don't know, I like a lot of colors.

What are you doing tomorrow?
-No clue, probably nothing.

Whats the first thing you did when you opened your eyes today?
-Looked at my phone to see what time it was.

Your ex taps you on the shoulder and says, “I still love you.” You say?
-"Lol you have absolutely no idea who I am at this point in my life."

You receive $500 without any reason, what do you spend it on?
-I'm sure the ganj and put some away.

Where will you be in an hour?
-Probably in this same exact spot; more than ready to watch AHS tonight.

What’s your relationship with the person you last texted?
-Strained at the moment. I've been ignoring a lot of her texts because she always just wants something.

Who do you hate?
-Nobody; hate is a huge waste of time.

Is anything bothering you right now?
-Yeah, I didn't notice the Boone's I was drinking is 7.5% alcohol instead of the standard 3.9% until just now.

What do you think about math?
-I frigging hate math. It confuses me and jumbles my brain.

Whats irritating you right now?
-The fact that I've got soooo much longer to wait until AHS.

How is your mood?
-EXCITED FOR AHS BRING IT OOONNN.

What time is it?
-8:27 p.m.

Where’s your phone?
-Next to me on the computer desk.

Who was your last text from?
-Weren't we over this previously?

Why did you last cry?
-For no reason, I imagine.

In the past week have you cried?
-Probably. Probably more than once.

Do you want to see somebody right now?
-Nah, I'm good. I just wanna see some AHS.

How tall would you prefer the person you’re dating be?
-Just taller than me. But it doesn't really matter, height really isn't a distinguishing factor in my point of interest.

What are your initials?
-KJD.

Do you call it sitting “criss-cross” or ” Indian-style”?
-Cross-legged, actually.

Who do you like?
-My frannnns.

How many people have you liked in the past 8 months?
-One that counted.

Has anyone laid on your bed besides you?
-Yeah.

Which is worse for you: being hot, or being cold?
-Hot.

How many cell phones have you had in your life?
-Way too many. I need to quit dropping them in water.

What’s your middle name?
-None of your b-i business.

Are you happy with the way things are going?
-Sometimes. I'm pretty moody idk.

01. Do you have a nickname?
-A few.

02. Are you a virgin?
-No.

03. When is the last time you had sex?
-Less than 6 months ago.

04. What are your bad/good habits?
-Depends on your definition.

05. Have you ever walked in on someone going to bathroom? Who?
-Yes. Random women in gas stations. Classmates in elementary school. My mother in the bathtub.

06. Name one thing about your body you love?
-I am slowly learning to love everything about my body.

07. Name one thing about your body you hate?
-No, no, no. I'd rather not focus on those things.

08. Do you have any freckles on your hands?
-I have freckles everywhere.

09. Are you wearing a thong right now?
-Nope. Commando.

10. What color is your underwear?
-Or lack thereof?

11. Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?
-No. I never do.

12. Have they ever cheated on you?
-This question is invalid.

13. Did you wake up to a good morning text?
-No. I woke up to a picture message from my friend Caiquee.

14. Have you ever purchased condoms?
-Yes.

15. Have you ever had shower sex?
-No.

16. Do you find yourself sexy?
-Sometimes. :)

17. Have you ever watched porn?
-Yes.

18. Have you ever caught someone else watching porn?
-Yes.

19. What size show are you?
-What on earth does this even mean?

20. Have you ever got into a fist fight?
-No.

20. ^ Be honest, did you lose that fight?
-Let's be honest, I haven't been in one.

21. Have you ever sent a nude snapchat?
-I have never had snapchat.

22. Have you ever found a teacher sexy?
-Yes. Mr. Nolde, fourth grade.

23. Have you ever had sex at school?
-No.

24. Do you have your period right now?
-No.

25. Did you shower today?
-Bathed.

26. Can you count on one hand how many people you made out with?
-No.

27. Do you smoke weed?
-Quite 420 friendly.

28. Do you plan on getting drunk today?
-No.

29. Do you have a go-to sexy outfit you wear to get someones attention?
-Lol goodness no.

30. What color is your bra?
-It's almost 1 a.m. and you think I'm still wearing a bra?

31. What do you see yourself doing with your life in 5 years, 10 years?
-Noooo freakin' clue.

32. What has been an embarrassing moment for you?
-Falling in 4-inch heels in the hallway my senior year of H.S.

33. What is your biggest goal in life?
-To figure out what my goals are in life. :p

34. Describe yourself in 3 words.
-Figure it out.

35. Tell me your 3 weaknesses:
-When guys read, and not that half-assed shit. I'm talking Shakespeare, Poe, Stephen King! Hahaha. PIZZA. And Kurt Cobain.

36.Did you masturbate today?
-No.

37. What are your point of view of the world? Liberal/conservative, spiritual/atheist
-I'm pretty spiritual but not religious. I believe we are all energy.

38. What to you would the perfect life consists of?
-Lots of beautiful places, lots of beautiful people, and lots of beautiful memories.

39. Is there an age where being a virgin, you think, would be awkward?
-No. I was nineteen before I lost it.

40. Do you still have feelings for your ex?
-I don't really have an ex.

41. Do you think you look okay without makeup on?
-I wear cover-up and that's pretty much as far as my flirtation with makeup goes.

42. Ever skinny dipped?
-Yes.

43. Ever skinny dipped in the ocean?
-No.

44. Have you ever peed outside?
-Yes.

45. Gay rights are human rights, right?
-Right.

46. List 3 of your hobbies:
-Photography, summer swimmin', and I'm an avid walker (not the zombie).

47. Have you ever had a sexy Skype chat?
-Lol yes.

48. Do you think you would make a good parent someday?
-I know I would.

49. Are you a teen mom?
-Nope. Almost twenty-one and still no little beeb.

50. Your first kiss was _______, (describe it.)
-In a bathroom with my best friend when I was five years old. Not exactly romantic but it's kind of a cute story if you know the whole thing. :p

51. What is your dream job?
-I'm still figuring this out. For now, I'm chill cashiering at Elmer's.

52. Do you remember your dream from last night?
-Something about spaghetti and meatballs spilling everywhere and getting really pissed off about it. I don't know, it didn't make much sense.

53. Do you have a stripper friend?
-Lol I have friends who would take their clothes off if they were very drunk and very hot.

54. What is your ideal vacation?
-Just getting the fuck outta dodge for a minute, seeing some cool people and doing some cool things.

55. Do you have a favorite movie?
-There are a lot of movies that I really dig.

56. Is there a song that makes you cry?
-Nah.

57. Did you cry today?
-Uhm technically yes because The Walking Dead fucking tears my soul apart.

58. Did you see the bed as a kid?
-WHAT? Okay seriously this is the second question that makes no sense.

59. What are your views on open relationships? Do you know what an open relationship is?
-I know what an open relationship is, and I personally would not want one. My views on them would probably be best kept to myself.

60. Have you ever had a sexual gay experience?
-Yes...I'm pansexual...

61. Do you believe long distance relationships can work?
-Ugh. This question though. Not for me personally but maybe for two other really committed people?

62. Do you believe that “Money can’t buy happiness?”
-Nope. It can't. My dad fails to grasp this concept.

63. Do you like your job?
-Most days I absolutely adore my job.

64. Is there someone in your family that you wish weren’t part of your family?
-Nope. I'm chill with pretty much all of them. Even the REALLY crazy ones.

65. Do you know anyone in jail?
-I haven't checked the list at the jail lately, but I'm sure I could find a name or two to scoff at.

66. Have you ever shoplifted?
-One time. Ugh. I hated myself but it was -40 degrees outside, I was walking thirteen blocks, and I had cigarettes but NO lighter and NO money...I stole a fucking two pack of Bics from Wally World.

67. Would you like to be famous? In what way?
-I would not like to be famous. In any way. Ever.

68. Do you have a secret hunch about how you will die?
-Nope. Not a clue. Not worried about it.

69. How do you feel about your relationship with your mother?
-My mom is great when she's not drinking. Absolutely.

70. Do you know who your father is?
-Lol yeah in fact he and my mother are both currently sleeping in THEIR bed.

71. Do you believe in Karma as “what goes around comes around”?
-YES 1,000x YES.

72. Do you pick your nose in private?
-Hahaha honestly sometimes I pick it in public (just not at work).

73. Do you fart in front of your friends?
-Uhm a few of them. I try not to like disgustingly rip ass in front of anyone ever. I feel like it's rude or something I guess.

74. Have you done drugs other than weed?
-Yes.

75. Would your parents be pissed if they saw this survey?
-Uhm they'd probably be like WTF and my dad would tell me I was giving out too much information (like he ALWAYS does when I do these) but other than that no.

76. Do you find Zac Efron sexy?
-Uh. Not really, no. He's okay as an actor, I guess. He played that autistic character in that one Lifetime movie really well.

77. Do you think aliens are real?
-Yup. And if you think there are billions of galaxies with US as the only form of intelligent life then...

78. Do you swim well?
-Yes. We had a pool from the time I was about 6 until I was probably 10 or 11. Plus I live in the Great Lakes state 15 minutes from Lake Michigan in like 3 different directions. ;)

79. Have you ever had a emergency surgery?
-Nope. Thank goodness for that.

80. Do you think you are fat?
-I know I am overweight. It could be a lot worse, or a lot better, but I am comfortable in my own skin.

81 Do you have a gym membership?
-No, but I'm thinking about joining Anytime Fitness.

82. Have you ever dated a guy after your friend did?
-No lol but one of my friends did that to me once. I warned her. Did NOT listen. Got real upset when he was exactly what I said he was.

83. What age did you start drinking?
-Thirteen.

84. Is your mom your best friend?
-Definitely one of them.

85. Are you regretting taking this survey?
-Lol no I could give a shit less about this website.

86. Are you in/planning to go to college?
-Planning to go. For something. Eventually.

87. What was the wildest dare ever given to you?
-To like lick something off my best friend's tits Idk we were really young and experimental and in my camper with boys.

88. What was/is High School like for you?
-High school sucked. /end.

89. Do you find any of your friends hot?
-I did I guess at one point. Now it's like meh you guys are cool let's not make it weird.

90. Are you glad this survey is almost over?
-Once again, indifferenttttt.

91. What do you think of Obama?
-HE'D BE THE COOLEST EVER if he was never president ever. Literally. That's what I think. Politicians suck but his real personality is prime.

92. Are you registered to vote?
-YAS.

93. Did you take a selfie today?
-I did as a matter of fact.

94. Who was the last person to compliment you?
-I don't remember.

95. Do you believe that ghosts exist?
-I believe it's possible for energy to linger. And manifest.

96. Do you have any scars on your body?
-Yes. I have a legit serious picking problem and some pretty terrible spots of skin.

97. Have you ever thought about getting plastic surgery?
-Noooo.

98. Name the one person you can count on?
-The parentals, obvs.

99. You got 99 problems; name one:
-Horrible anger issues.

100. What is your goal for today?
-Finish this survey. OH LOOK I NAILED IT.