WHAT THE F*** IS UP NOOKSUCKERS.

HOPEFULLY NOBODY F***ING DISRESPECTFUL IS READING THIS...

YES, I LIKE CRONUS. IS THERE A F***ING PROBLEM?

AND I LIKE SOLLUX...

AND DIRK...

AND MANY OTHER PEOPLE...

F***.

IS THERE A F***ING PROBLEM?? BECAUSE IF THERE IS, I'LL FIGHT CHU!!

IM'MA DIE NOW.

BAAAIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!