met my best friend today

I met a man named Mark and he's so funny and fun and I so f*** with the dirty and Inappropriate minded sh*t and the better minded sh*t the most he's away at college though but he lives in the USA so once my new apartment is up to part and I get fun stuff to do his ass better pull up I'll Teleport his ass over I just need clothes food stuff to drink and stuff to do and he seems so sweet and amazing not gonna say that he is if I didn't meet him in person I learned my lesson for that one good time so therefore he seems so sweet and amazing I can't wait to see my bestie Mark again