Hey, My Name is Dean and I like Video Games, Horror Movies, Comic Books, and boobs, And I Believe in Fairies & Unicorns
( Unicorns are those horses with big dildos on their heads in case you didn't know. -The more you know.-)
Rumor has it I was born with slight retardation of the face. I think my mom ingested one too many lead paint chips while pregnant. Also, I have a strong guttural feeling and two or three lumps that suggest I was dropped at a very young age. I’m easily excitable. I'm loyal, but refuse be lead blindly. I have an entrepreneurial spirit, but I don’t sell drugs. Shiny objects entrance me…especially if they have four wheels. I think everyone else believes I drive a little too quickly. Maybe I do? The words “Dean” and “gooftard” are synonymous. I'm a fan of trying random/crazy new things. Spontaneity keeps life fresh.
I doodle A lot (it keeps me out of trouble)...So see my hands do come in handy besides for video games, typing on the laptop, And self relief.
Talking shit is for dung beetles and beating around the bush is for shadow-boxing hippies. I prefer honesty over dramatics. I’m not unlike you, I’m just not like you. But, chances are that I'll like you.
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